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Description of [Name]

Services: 24/7, Accommodate, Classy, English, Full House, GFE*, OWO*, Travel

No offer of prostitution. Any exchange of money is in consideration of time only, everything else is a matter of personal choice between consenting adults of legal age and is not contracted nor solicited.

For Distinguished Gentlemen,

Look no further for a lady with class. You could take me to dinner or just come for desert. I’d love to be your fantasy playmate. I know all the games and I play them well too. Call me now for dinner dates, parties and sexy fun in the Sandton area.



I had to Google these as I had no idea what the acronyms stood for.  Well, you learn something new everyday.

* GFEn. girl-friend experience; sex work in which a female prostitute behaves like a male client’s girlfriend or shows (artificial) emotional intimacy beyond the sex act; paid-for female companionship

OWO – Oral Without (condom)

What I was looking at on my BBM was a photo of a print-out from an “escort” website … with a friend of mine’s profile! oh. my. god.  Naturally I went onto the website … to investigate of course.  This was printed out in February 2012, and the profile has since been taken down.  But the cache shows that it was definitely there before, so the printout was not a fake.

But who I am to judge? I guess times were hard and something came up, and instead of giving it to every other Tom, Dick and Harry, she decided to put a price on her pussy.  When I saw her a couple of weeks ago I asked her what she was doing workwise, as she never seems to have a proper day job; and she told me she was a hostess at a club in Sandton. *cough* I’m still absolutely flabbergasted. I need another cigarette.