THE FINAL FABIAN EPISODE
23:37 Fabian: Hello
Blondie: Fuck this afternoon the pushing of ur head down [this refers to the relating of the Divine Brown incident] was hysterical but the coat hangers is unforgettable – u with ur clever reply of u only have plastics yet mr thinks he can still unlock the car door with a thick piece of plastic
Harmony: Bwahahaha! I’m gonna wet the bed!
Blondie: I can also just imagine what u must be thinking of him right now
Harmony: If I rolled my eyes back any further someone would call an exorcist
Blondie: Its actually becoming off putting now all his stupid messages of hello, what u doing, how u – fuck man!
Harmony: Like you say, Star is 18 and he has NEVER been stranded
Blondie: The drugs and steroids must have fucked and damaged his brain
Harmony: Totally, absolutely and most positively
Harmony: I just HAD to tell you!
Blondie: No bok this dude is a loser man! Oh and is there gonna be hell with the life coach tonite?
Harmony: Bwahahahaha! She’s gonna fuck him up!
Blondie: Can u imagine the scene now in that car park and mr checking the time coz he has to be home by 12
Blondie: Good – he’s got it coming to him!
Harmony: And he’s shitting himself by now
Harmony: And it’s earlier during the week
Blondie: And he must be cursing u under his breath
Harmony: I think its 11pm
Harmony: Who the fuck has a curfew???
Blondie: A man of 37?
Blondie: He he – she probably has reason to treat him the way she does. He behaves like a teenager
Harmony: I know! Talk about a handful! I’d rather have a 2 year old
Harmony: This dude also runs around without pants on!
Blondie: What u mean?
Blondie: Runs around where?
Blondie: With underpant?
Harmony: Well enough to take a photo of his dick!
Blondie: U aint ever gonna let him forget that hay?
Harmony: Fok it bok, this dude has set a record for shocking me
Blondie: Doll I really think out of all ur guys u had, this one is the one that is doing the worst
Harmony: And the most messed up
Harmony: Omg I was already so off him this afternoon, now I’m just disgusted … With myself
Blondie: No don’t be – u finally getting to see the real person
Harmony: And HOW!
Blondie: And I know what u get like when u start going off a dude
Blondie: It aint pretty
Blondie: No chick this one takes the cake. I think he’ll harass u for months to come still
Harmony: He better not!
Blondie: If u knew what u know now I’d be like “all girls in The Hood want him?” With absolute pleasure
Harmony: Oh yes, they’re welcome to him!
Harmony: Thank you but nooooooooo thank you
Harmony: I’ll pass
Blondie: Nothing more off putting than a guy that isn’t just a little smart
Harmony: And so arrogant. Actually thought it FINE to get hold me to go help him
Blondie: Incredibly thick skinned – shame, probably doesn’t know any better
Harmony: Oh no, I can’t. I absolutely cannnot!
Harmony: He must still be stranded cos he just went on whatsapp
Blondie: Oh god duck and dive Harmony
Harmony: I’ll just ignore
Blondie: Ja best thing, unless u really wanna go help him;)
Harmony: Now he sends one …
Blondie: Oh no
23:37 Fabian: Don’t stress sorry my babes got the car open
Harmony: Do I look stressed???
Blondie: My babes? My babes?
Blondie: This man is not healthy
Harmony: He gets 10/10 for determination
Blondie: Mark my words this man is gonna stress u for months to come
Blondie: Fuck for a change we laughing at ur love life and not my silly choices I made
Harmony: Hahaha! True! My turn!
You would think that me ignoring his messages last night would have given him a hint of how I felt. However judging by this morning’s BBM’s, he actually thinks I give a shit.
06:55 Fabian: Hello
07:44 Fabian: Got locked out the house again, can you believe it.
09:38 Fabian: Hello
How about GOODBYE and GOOD RIDDANCE!